Events might not occur in this precise order.
- Jack is thrown for a loop by the last hour’s events.
- Someone is dead
- Jack calls CTU (Command Transfers Unexpectedly)
- CTU tells jack where to go.
- Jack goes there.
- Jack kicks major ass.
- CTU changes command.
- Jack interrogates person.
- Jack gets information.
- 2 CTU members find time while trying to stop WWIII to talk about their relationship.
- Jack is forced to break the law to get the next piece of the puzzle.
- Jack is now wanted by the authorities
- The Main Bad Guy phones orders to lesser bad guys
- Jack calls Chloe to get what he needs without CTU’s knowledge.
- Chloe frowns, acts bitchy, and then magically solves the problem by walking in to the somehow unsecured server room and hacking the system.
- Jack breaks more laws to get what he needs.
- CTU closes in on Jack
- Jack talks to whoever happens to be in command of CTU at the moment, and explains why he had to do what he did.
- Jack is exonerated.
- Jack is now in command of CTU strike team sent to arrest him
- Jack is forced to make a shit deal in exchange for the next piece of information
- Jack, or CTU on Jack’s behalf, calls president to get approval for shit deal.
- President stalls until Jack uses the proven negotiating tactic of “WE HAVE NO TIME!”
- Jack makes deal.
- Jack is betrayed.
- Someone marches in to CTU, immediately displays how clueless they are, and then announces that he or she is now in CTU.
- Jack enlists aid of Common Citizen/ Low-level Law Enforcement
- CC/LLE is Killed
- Informant is killed, device is stolen, or piece of information turns out to lead just slightly higher on the bad-guy ladder.
- Either the Main Bad Guy turns out to be a Lesser Bad Guy by means of a new phone call, or the Main Threat turns out to be a diversion for a Much Greater Threat.
- A critical event happens precisely on the hour.
- Jack mows through Main Bad Guy's henchmen like a chainsaw through butter, kills the main bad guy and saves western civilization
- Something happens on the hour to completely wreck Jack's life.
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Suspiciously accurate. Do you now, or have you ever, written for the show? TELL THE TRUTH! *grimly brandishes jury-rigged taser*
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