Tuesday, April 18, 2006

24

Events might not occur in this precise order.

  • Jack is thrown for a loop by the last hour’s events.
  • Someone is dead
  • Jack calls CTU (Command Transfers Unexpectedly)
  • CTU tells jack where to go.
  • Jack goes there.
  • Jack kicks major ass.
  • CTU changes command.
  • Jack interrogates person.
  • Jack gets information.
  • 2 CTU members find time while trying to stop WWIII to talk about their relationship.
  • Jack is forced to break the law to get the next piece of the puzzle.
  • Jack is now wanted by the authorities
  • The Main Bad Guy phones orders to lesser bad guys
  • Jack calls Chloe to get what he needs without CTU’s knowledge.
  • Chloe frowns, acts bitchy, and then magically solves the problem by walking in to the somehow unsecured server room and hacking the system.
  • Jack breaks more laws to get what he needs.
  • CTU closes in on Jack
  • Jack talks to whoever happens to be in command of CTU at the moment, and explains why he had to do what he did.
  • Jack is exonerated.
  • Jack is now in command of CTU strike team sent to arrest him
  • Jack is forced to make a shit deal in exchange for the next piece of information
  • Jack, or CTU on Jack’s behalf, calls president to get approval for shit deal.
  • President stalls until Jack uses the proven negotiating tactic of “WE HAVE NO TIME!”
  • Jack makes deal.
  • Jack is betrayed.
  • Someone marches in to CTU, immediately displays how clueless they are, and then announces that he or she is now in CTU.
  • Jack enlists aid of Common Citizen/ Low-level Law Enforcement
  • CC/LLE is Killed
  • Informant is killed, device is stolen, or piece of information turns out to lead just slightly higher on the bad-guy ladder.
If not the finale:
  • Either the Main Bad Guy turns out to be a Lesser Bad Guy by means of a new phone call, or the Main Threat turns out to be a diversion for a Much Greater Threat.
  • A critical event happens precisely on the hour.
If it IS the finale:
  • Jack mows through Main Bad Guy's henchmen like a chainsaw through butter, kills the main bad guy and saves western civilization
  • Something happens on the hour to completely wreck Jack's life.

1 comment:

Emily said...

Suspiciously accurate. Do you now, or have you ever, written for the show? TELL THE TRUTH! *grimly brandishes jury-rigged taser*